Penguins in crisis

Boden's report on penguins is in the picture below.  I got a good chuckle after reading the first sentence and had to share: penguins "like crisis".  I asked Boden to read it to me: "penguins, which I didn't spell out because I put the sticker of the penguin on there, um, penguins like Christmas."  

Christmas, crisis, what's the difference, really? :)