Dear sweet unborn child of mine, I regret to inform you that your lease on this womb is coming to an end and is not up for renewal.
While you have two weeks remaining on your lease, there are many benefits to advancing your move-out date. In fact, we have some very nice accommodations awaiting you and a hospitable crew looking forward to attending to your every need.
As I understand, your current space is becoming quite crowded. I assure you your new home is quite roomy by comparison; with lots of room for extras, like toys and clothes.
Please let me know at your earliest convenience when you plan to move out. I need to schedule some renovations for your current dwelling, and want to get started ASAP following your move.
Hope to see you soon!
Warmest regards,
Your mom
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