The crime: suspected dog mayhem
The evidence: Paw prints on countertops and kitchen table
The suspects: P-man's Valdhorn Bueller Brown (aka Bueller), Sloan Brown
Prior records: Both suspects have long rap sheets of prior convictions related to bad dog behavior.
Final Report: Both suspects were interrogated extensively. When presented with the evidence, Bueller turned his head, yawned and seemed a little bored; Sloan wagged her tail and smiled happily. She seemed oblivious to the fact that she is our top suspect. The paw print evidence is inconclusive as they could be traced to either suspect. The crime remains unsolved but we will continue to closely monitor the suspects. They were such good pups, it's hard to understand where things went wrong.
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